Britney Is On My Speed Dial!

Have you ever wanted to tell your favorite celebrity how much they inspire you or tell them how much you support them even in their darkest of hours? Well now you can, only if your favorite celebrity is Britney Spears. She has a hotline you can call and leave her messages. The number is 310-341-4438. She is number two on my speed dial.

I like to call it every morning and tell Britney what my plans are for that day. On Saturday, I left her a message and told her we're going to go to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. I let her know she was more than welcome to join me if so felt so inclined. She never showed. I keep my hopes up that one day she will meet me.