Finally, The Wait Is Almost Over

I’m sorry Schmerwick has been absent from posting this past week, but what better way to start back up than with news about Tom Jones?! His abundant chest hair, gold chains, and velvet track suits he sports off stage make him one of our favorite artists here at the Chronicles. According to the Associated Press, Tom will realease his album titled "24 Hours" on Nov. 25. “It's a retro-tinged album much in the style of Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black" that finds the Welshman's voice as strong as ever.”

Schmerwick can’t wait to play Tom Jones’ new CD while sitting around Thanksgiving dinner chomping on a turkey leg. I just have to stock up on some new (or maybe used) slutty underwear to throw at him before his next tour!