I may finally have the chance for true love...
Usually I do not celebrate fact that “celebrity” relationships fail, but today is different. Today, I found out that Bret Michaels and his “Rock of Love 2” girlfriend, Ambre Lake, recently split. It’s always sad when two slutty, diseased carrying people break up, but this also means that VH1 is bringing back the hit reality show starring Bret Michaels! This time they are not living in a house but rather living on his tour bus. The show titled "Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels" is set to premiere in early 2009. This by far is my favorite reality show. I cannot wait for more Angelique’s, Heather’s, and Daisy’s to whore it up. I secretly hope that Bret Michaels never finds real love and keeps starring in season 4, 5, and 6 of this fabulous reality series!
Also, notice he is pruning in the picture!
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Oh Schmer - the tour bus will bring this show to a whole new level. One to be reckoned with for sure. No longer will they have a locked private bedroom to hook up in ... it will be an open free for all for all of the other skanks to jump on board "Heather's" love date. Sexy.
Oh Scmer I leave you with 1 quetion... where do they find so many skanky girls.
Him pruning was the first thing I noticed. I'm that observant.
Brett Michaels is the original pruner.
I also really hope/assume there will be a stripper pole in this bus. And I'm sure the bus will really reek of skank!
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